Chair Stealing Pussies

I’m in the E3 press room, one of my least favourite places, and I get up to go to the can.  My camera, bag, and laptop are all in my spot, so it isn’t like it is a question whether or not someone is sitting there.  Even with John watching my stuff, someone was able to snipe my chair.  Like what the fuck?  I came back to find it missing, and John didn’t even know it was gone, till he looked down.  That’s some sneaky shit.