Dry Hump That Vote Americans!

If our politicians were a little bit better at voter foreplay, we might have been able to seal the deal and elect a majority goverment. Instead, Canada blew a wad on a pointless election with one of the lowest voter turn outs ever. But then again, there’s nothing attractive about a dude that wears a sweater or a squirrelly French guy.

On the other hand Obama and McCain have been doing everything possible to get into bed with Americans including a head to head dance off with a little Palin in between. Here’s some extra encouragement to get you turned on and out there on November 4th…

If I smoked, and if I was American, I think I’d need a cigarette after this election.