What The Heck is Wrong with Paula Adbul?

I was watching the season 6 opener of American Idol last night and couldn’t help but zero in on Paula’s weird behavior and facial expression. She looked like she was totally sloshed. She slurred almost every other word, and looked like she’d be happier asleep on the floor as she wiggled around in her chair. I have a feeling that having Jewel there is insurance just in case Paula breaks down. What the heck is wrong with her? If she’s drunk, send her to rehab! Don’t invite her back till she cleans up!

As for the rest of the show, the theme was pretty much Minneapolis sucks! Randy said it best when he quipped that Prince ain’t coming back after this one. They let a total of 17 contestants into the next round. Even the ones that they showed making it didn’t sound like they’d have a chance to make it to the end. Hopefully that’s an editing mistake and they have something good for Minneapolis. The ones that were bad were really really sad…

I can’t wait to see how Seattle does next week. The preview they showed was pretty funny. Where the heck do these people come from? The woods?