To Serve and Protect in Baltimore

Cops already get enough flack from the public these days. From tazering people that don’t speak english to using their squad cars and uniforms to get dates, they have enough to worry about. In Baltimore however, it looks like their cops aren’t nearly as cool and aren’t doing anything to make the public perception any better. Perpetuating the bacon stereotype, I present to you, the jolly, Officer Salvatore Rivieri…

Respect My Authority!

Here, Officer Rivieri picks on kids skateboarding in the park…

I’m Upset Because My Patrol Car Fits Under That Shoebox

Officer Rivieri has some self esteem issues as his patrol car is barely larger than the toy car that is zipping around under a shoebox in the park…

Officer Rivieri is currently on paid leave. That’s right Baltimore! You’re paying for this D-Bag to sit on his ass at home.