The Master Chief Gets Sued?!

Of all the stupid things people sue eachother for, this one really takes the cake. I almost swallowed my gum when I saw how ridiculous this is. Apparently, lead idiot…err…plaintiff…Randy Nunez is taking Microsoft and Bungie to court because Halo 3 causes his Xbox 360 to crash or freeze…
Lead plaintiff Randy Nunez says he paid $59.99 for his game. He wants class certification and damages. He is represented by Bonnett, Fairbourn, Friedman & Balint of Phoenix and San Diego. See complaint.
It never ceases to amaze me what idiots sue for, clogging up the legal system so that legitimate cases can’t get heard. I own Halo 3 and an Xbox 360, and after several marathon sessions of Master Chief Goodness, I’ve never had my game or system crash or freeze once. You can read more about this stupid case right here.
I think we should find out what this guy’s gamer tag is and just turn on him whenever he’s on Xbox Live. Dibs on the sniper rifle π