Having Problems Getting a Nintendo Wii?

So there are only 20 more days till Xmas and that Nintendo Wii your kids (or you) wanted just isn’t going to happen. So what are you going to do?  How are you going to face the music on Xmas day?  Well, China has the answer!  My people have once again proven that they can and WILL copy ANYTHING.  Introducing the Chintendo Vii!

Now watch as Children around the world pretend to be pleased with their “Wii Substitute”, only to take it out to the backyard and make use of the leftover Halloween Fireworks to blow the crap out of this bullshit “Pretendo”. Those that aren’t smart enough to get rid of the evidence will be forever tormented by the rich kids at school.

If you REALLY want one, I’m sure you can find one at the usual suspects or any Chinese Mall 😛