Getting Even With Tall People…

I’ve always wanted to be tall. Not freakish John Chow tall, but taller than 5′ 9″. Well, I’ve found the perfect way to turn that height against all those tall bastards out there…

Now I just need to figure out a way to get John running for something. Maybe I could tell him that there’s a family of Pandas in the other room for him to kill? 😆