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So here I am in Taipei, Taiwan, and man is it smoggy out! I can’t even see the horizon! People seem to drive a lot faster here. I don’t think I saw our cruising speed dip below 80, even in the city. There are sure …

So today, I was at the bookstore grabbing my frappucino at the built in Starbucks. I’m standing like 2 feet in front of the counter, just waiting for the girl to finish up her last drink. I’ve got my wallet out. I’m ready to pay …

Well, two acts actually… Silly lady with the two dogs in those dog cages pulls out into oncoming traffic…then SLOWS DOWN IN FRONT OF ME! This is happening as I’m turning on a green left arrow, and people are BEHIND ME doing the same you …

This was pretty creative. During my trip to LA for the E3 Expo, we spotted this clever disguise. Do you see the tower?

“Excuse me ma’am. We’re doing a petition to pave roads through the Amazon so that the tribes people can go to their Starbucks.” Some people are so dense.

First the video… (Damn! They pulled the Video!) Anyway, there is a Japanese actress getting extremely excited about the game, seemingly very innocently. Now the translation… Ah, something came, something came, something came. Ahh. Jump! Jump! Jump! A big one appeared. Huge. Waaaaaah. Yippie! What’s …