The Donald Wants You!

I had no idea that Donald Trump started a University. I wonder if it’s Ivy League? Anyway, the master of exposure has put together a program called the Trump University Marketing Mastery Program. They promise to make you a winner in 4 months or “You’re Fired!” The course is based on real world examples of marketing at work and is targeted towards self starters and entrepreneurs.

Here’s a quote from the site:

Forget trying to learn from dry, boring and impractical textbooks — at Trump University, you’ll engage interactively through video tutorials, online activities, downloadable audio sessions you can listen to anywhere, and live teleseminars including Q&A sessions with top marketing professionals.

I wonder if “The Donald” himself will be dropping in on the students? Will he teach any classes himself? Or will he just run detention afterschool! :O