I’m A Human Garberator & John Chow is a Food Voyeur

Since I missed last week’s Dot Com Pho, I decided to donate my bowl of Pho to the Union Gospel Mission instead. But because I’ll be missing this week’s Pre-Xmas Pho (and the return of the Segway Crasher, Michael Kwan) due to my upcoming vacation to Mexico, it was decided that an early week Dot Com Kam Do was in order. We invited Ed Lau, but he slept in again and couldn’t make it in the five minutes it takes him to get there.

For those of you that don’t know, Kam Do is the equivalent of an all night diner. A greasy, drippy spoon if you will. This is a place where you can get big portions for cheap. one of their largest items was something called a Jumbo Mixed grill!

This monstrosity is a legend inside Dot Com Crew circles due to its ability to make little children cry and vegetarians throw up a little inside their mouths. Since John Chow can no longer eat anything like this again, due to his recent trip to the hospital, he’s become a bit of a “Food Voyeur” and wanted to see me tackle this mountain of food. Basially, he eats vicariously through me now. Do you think I finished it?  Watch the video and see!

Truth be told, this was actually my second attempt at this mountain of food and I finished it both times. I sort of scare myself each time because I seem to do it with relative ease. I think it wanted a rematch early this morning. Greg Morgan was absolutely dumbfounded. I can now add this to my other legendary feats including polishing off both a TOPS Super Burger and a Wally Burger in the same lunch hour as well as destroying the legendary Feenie Burger and Poutine.