The Origin of the Humping Japanese Squid

As netizens of the Interwebs, it is our duty to stay up to date on all that is weird and there is no place weirder than Japan. Combine technology and strange sea monsters with the land of the rising sun, and you get things like the Japanese Squid Monster that was created by the folks that produce only the stuff you care about, Attack Of The Show on G4TechTV.

Ed Lau obviously is not as awesome on the Interwebs as he thinks he is. He had absolutely no clue what the Squid represented in his recent video about Weird Asian Snack Food whereas I was quick on the draw and was able to correctly identify the Squid Monster in question. This is a task that should come with awesomeness, which leads me to believe that his bouts of awesome are purely random celestial occurrences that happen in the presence of Japadogs. Was his iPhone broken? Could he not call up the powers of the Google or the Wikipedia before flapping his fingers? I guess being in Japan too long at questionable Internet establishments that serve animated fornication can do that to you.

To edumacate the masses, I’ve attached a video that clearly shows the origins of the Squid Monster from Japan…

Now go forth and share your new found wealth of knowledge on this mythical Interweb legend. The unplugged masses won’t know what you’re talking about, but at least everyone that saw this post will.

The Most Advanced Womens Underwear in the World

No girlfriend, it is not from that Victoria Secret store. Leave it to the Japanese and the land of Machine Girl and Fart Monsters to come up with the most advanced designs in womens underwear. I guess all that experience with upskirt cams, hentai, and the most advanced technology in the world has paid off for some perverted Japanese business man afterall.

This corset features a solar panel that produces enough power to charge your phone or iPod on a sunny day. On rainy days, the manufacturer says to keep this high-tech underwear in the closet as it may become an electrical shock hazard. The corset also features bust implants that can be filled with water to increase perkiness. I’m sure in bouts of severe dehydration, you can drink the water while calling for help as your phone would always be fully charged.

What will the Japanese think of next!

Another Weird Moment In Japanese TV - Fart Monster!

Japan is a whole other world of weirdness. From Sliding Doors to Machine Girls, Japan is the place for the strangest stuff. Well, here’s another great moment in Japanese Television…

Incredible! I’ll be practicing that after a can of chili for sure!