Random Acts of Stupid…
Posted by Stephen on
May 30, 2006
Well, two acts actually…
Silly lady with the two dogs in those dog cages pulls out into oncoming traffic…then SLOWS DOWN IN FRONT OF ME! This is happening as I’m turning on a green left arrow, and people are BEHIND ME doing the same you stupid twit! Did you have to wait till the VERY last minute to cause an accident?
After that manouver, she wouldn’t pull up to the light even with me. I hope you’re just doing that because you’re embarrassed. If not, you’re dumber than you act because the only person to blame when you have to sit at a red light for half an hour is YOU because you can’t even roll up far enough to activate the bloody intersection sensor in the road to change the light!
Next is just retarded…
I’m over at Tony Roma’s, a well known BBQ eatery known for its ribs, and of course, it’s not so health conscious dining menu. In fact, they have added additional signage advertising the fact that they are known for ribs and BBQ. I overhear the next table mumbling and grumbling about how there are no calorie reduced or health conscious choices on the menu. They are so concerned and complaining that everything is so fattening and bad for you, that they ask to speak to the manager. The manager politely says that she’s sorry, but they don’t have any health conscious variations as all of their food is prepared in the same manner with lots of BBQ sauce and roasted. They piss and moan some more and then leave.
What the hell are you folks thinking? It is pretty ridiculously obvious that you won’t find a health conscious meal here, why did you even ask? Was the signage not big enough that you didn’t realize you were walking into carnivore central? It’s like asking for a salad at Krispy Kreme! Hullo? Is there a brain over there?
My belief that the human race will endure just took another nosedive 
I could really go for some ribs right now *drools*
Go to Memphis Blues! I’ve never had such good BBQ. The meat just falls off the bones!
Memphis Blues…the only restaurant in town with a portable defibrillator at every table.
Yeah, they need it man! That Elvis platter nearly killed me! LOL!
It sucks that Memphis Blues is soooo bad cuz it’s SOOOOO good. Unfortunately at this stage of my life my body tends to reject that much fat in one sitting. About 3 times a year tho I deal with the gut pain and treat myself. Usually only after a couple weeks of good excercise and healthy eating tho.