McFast and McFurious

In a last ditch effort to salvage his campaign, John McCain has turned to Hollywood to get him hip and happening with the kids. Combatting Barack Obama’s eloquence and celebrity status while cleaning up his running mate’s blunders is no small feat. Co-Starring Jesus Christ for the Bible Belt Vote and Sarah Palin for the Milf Hunter Vote, I present to you…McFast and McFurious?!

I’m sorry, but I think I prefer Vin Diesel and Paul Walker. On November 4th, don’t screw up again America! You know (Obama) what you need to do (Obama).