Dry Hump That Vote Americans!
Posted by Stephen on
October 26, 2008
If our politicians were a little bit better at voter foreplay, we might have been able to seal the deal and elect a majority goverment. Instead, Canada blew a wad on a pointless election with one of the lowest voter turn outs ever. But then again, there’s nothing attractive about a dude that wears a sweater or a squirrelly French guy.
On the other hand Obama and McCain have been doing everything possible to get into bed with Americans including a head to head dance off with a little Palin in between. Here’s some extra encouragement to get you turned on and out there on November 4th…
If I smoked, and if I was American, I think I’d need a cigarette after this election.
Call me sexist, but I’m thinking this video would be much better (and more viral/popular) if they got a hot female celebrity to do it instead.
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