Dot Com Segway - PWN and FAIL Edition

Dot Com Segway - PWN and FAIL Edition

It was a Segway kind of day today as Michael Kwan, John Chow and I travelled out to Langley, BC Canada for a private test ride of the new Segway x2. The test ride was setup by Larry Runnalls of Segway BC, the sole distributor of the product line this side of Canada. Larry has setup quite the business renting and selling Segways to the movie industry as well as ambulance and police forces across the BC. We were very thankful that he took time out of his day to deal with a group of misfits like us.

Dot Com Segway - PWN and FAIL Edition

The Segway x2, unlike the tamer i2, features large knobby tires that make it useful for both trail and turf. It comes in an adventure version with super knobbies, while a Turf and Golf version use a less environmentally impacting fat tire pattern. Compared to the original models, the new versions, both i2 and x2 use Lithium Ion batteries vs the old NiCads and have increased its performance to a range of 40KM’s per charge. The new Segways also carry a top speed of 20KM/h. The steering has also been greatly improved, using a yoke that tilts left and right versus the old twist turn system of the original Segways. This makes the turning more intuitive.

Dot Com Segway - PWN and FAIL Edition

Unfortunately, this would be the last time you’ll see Michael Kwan smiling as there is a reason this is called the “PWN and FAIL” Edition. Check out the video…

Poor Michael. He’ll never live this or the “Spooning” thing down. Not only did he run over my FLIP Mino, but he ran over himself as well.

Dot Com Segway - PWN and FAIL Edition

Fortunately, the FLIP Mino survived to tell the tale and to film another day. I was surprised that it didn’t crush under the pressure of Michael and the Segway x2 running over it. I guess Pure Video really did do their homework when creating this device as the metal ring protected both the lens and the body from harm with just a few scratches.

Dot Com Segway - PWN and FAIL Edition

Overall, everyone had a lot of fun today and even though a Kwanye and a Flip Mino were harmed in the making of this video, at least both will live to ride again another day. I’m sure we’ll be sharing our war stories at this weekend’s Dot Com Pho.


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24 Comments

Comment by Ed Lau
2008-07-30 23:06:00

How does Michael manage to embarrass himself in nearly every situation possible? We’re going to miss that when he goes to Deadmonton.

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Comment by Stephen
2008-07-30 23:14:48

I guess that means we’ll have to show up unannounced one day at his Igloo :lol:
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Comment by iPhone in Canada Subscribed to comments via email
2008-07-31 00:50:46

ROFL LMAO!!!

ahhaha…that video made my night…first, Stephen giggling uncontrollably like a little school girl, then the whole Michael Kwan bail incident…pure, pure GOLD! That is so funny it was all caught on camera…haha…

Michael…stay away from Segways dude! ;)
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Comment by betshopboy
2008-07-31 01:39:33

That was a lot of fun! Off-road segwaying.

It was really embarrassing for Kwanye, but at least he got the “segway whisperer” tag.

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Comment by Ed Lau
2008-07-31 04:14:43

Oh, and don’t forget $40 for wang, Stephen. We can’t let him live that down either. There’s video evidence!

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Comment by Stephen
2008-07-31 10:20:20

Of course. It is forever embedded into the Kwanye Lore :lol:
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Comment by Enkay Blog
2008-07-31 06:50:51

That was hilarious!! What was the thing that was attached to the flip at the bottom. I’m guessing its some kind of mount. Either way, that was an awesome video.

Comment by Stephen
Comment by Enkay Blog
2008-07-31 12:31:18

Oh wow. I had read that review on FutureLooks but it looked different in the video. Seems pretty cool.

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Comment by kenny
2008-08-01 00:14:48

Wow, they designed the segway to never fall over but I guess they need to work on preventing people from falling off! lol

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Comment by Stephen
2008-08-01 12:57:58

Kwanye is just being Kwanye. Even if you strapped him in, he’d still find some way to bite it :lol:
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Comment by John Chow
2008-08-01 17:46:04

Kwan and Segways do not mix!

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Comment by Nicole Price
2008-08-01 20:22:30

I dont know about Segways, they are kind of steeply priced, I prefer something like this : http://www.zapworld.com/electric-vehicles/offroad-ev/atv-e-800-midsize which costs less and you can SIT.

 
2008-08-04 20:30:13

I’d keep him away from HappyScooter.

Comment by Stephen
2008-08-05 01:36:44

He’ll be renting at Dot Com Scooter Gang. I have a feeling that damage deposit won’t be returned :lol:
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