The Most Advanced Womens Underwear in the World

No girlfriend, it is not from that Victoria Secret store. Leave it to the Japanese and the land of Machine Girl and Fart Monsters to come up with the most advanced designs in womens underwear. I guess all that experience with upskirt cams, hentai, and the most advanced technology in the world has paid off for some perverted Japanese business man afterall.

This corset features a solar panel that produces enough power to charge your phone or iPod on a sunny day. On rainy days, the manufacturer says to keep this high-tech underwear in the closet as it may become an electrical shock hazard. The corset also features bust implants that can be filled with water to increase perkiness. I’m sure in bouts of severe dehydration, you can drink the water while calling for help as your phone would always be fully charged.

What will the Japanese think of next!

This is Why You Should Buy Wii Fit

Got a girlfriend? I know some of you do. Maybe you should get off World of Warcraft and go get one. While you’re out picking up chicks, you should also invest in a Wii and Wii Fit. Here is the reason why…

Got it?

Things To Do With A Dot Matrix Printer

I haven’t seen one of these since my L Dizzle days. Ed knows what I’m talking about. In fact, I’m pretty certain that we’ll see an iPhone Video from him during his next shift. Besides making good doorstops or cheap entertainment when chucked off buildings, I have to admit, I’ve never thought of this. Looks like these office dwellers found a dot matrix in the company basement and set it up for some inter-printer fornication…

Well whaddya know. Dot Matrix FTW when it comes to inappropriate office behavior. Take that laser printer!

I Must Have Guitar Hero World Tour!

OMG! Look at the drums! Cymbals! A somewhat functional kick drum! I must have!

The problem is, how the hell am I going to get rid of the broken ass RockBand kit?

Stephen Fung’s Gadgets of the Week

Here are a few things that have landed in my lair over the last few days…

EarClicks and Solar Chargers

First up is the Flamingo Music EarClick Headphones (left) by Cellpoint. These unique headphones actually “click” into your ears using a unique retention system for an almost weightless feel. Because they aren’t right inside your ears, you can still hear what’s going on around you. I actually really liked the way they fit and they can be totally customized with a large number of different sized ear pads (or rather, ear nubs) that it comes with. You can barely tell they are on and they won’t come out by accident. These things hit the streets at around $60.

On the right is the Devotec Industries Solar Charger. This device charges up almost any portable electronic device you have with its myriad of attachments. Its small size makes it easy to travel with and can charge up an average cell phone in about an hour. It does iPods and other rechargeable portable gizmos as well. However, it takes about 4 hrs to charge with a plug/USB, or 12 hrs if you leave it in the Sun. They do say it’s for emergency situations so I guess I can let them off the hook for that. It sells for around 19 English Pounds or around $40 US’ish so it really isn’t that pricey especially if it can bail you out in an emergency.

But wait! That’s not all!

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