COMPUTEX 2008 Booth Babes Anyone?

While I figure out how to reset my internal clock to Vancouver time and dig through all these videos and pictures, I’ll keep you folks occupied with the Futurelooks COMPUTEX 2008 Booth Babe Gallery. This gallery contains over 168 photos for your viewing pleasure. If you want to know who we thought were the best, you can check out the top ten right here.

Just in case you’ve missed it, the Futurelooks crew has been busting out article after article on the latest techie goodness. Check out all the stuff that a geek should care about right here.

The Most Advanced Womens Underwear in the World

No girlfriend, it is not from that Victoria Secret store. Leave it to the Japanese and the land of Machine Girl and Fart Monsters to come up with the most advanced designs in womens underwear. I guess all that experience with upskirt cams, hentai, and the most advanced technology in the world has paid off for some perverted Japanese business man afterall.

This corset features a solar panel that produces enough power to charge your phone or iPod on a sunny day. On rainy days, the manufacturer says to keep this high-tech underwear in the closet as it may become an electrical shock hazard. The corset also features bust implants that can be filled with water to increase perkiness. I’m sure in bouts of severe dehydration, you can drink the water while calling for help as your phone would always be fully charged.

What will the Japanese think of next!

This is Why You Should Buy Wii Fit

Got a girlfriend? I know some of you do. Maybe you should get off World of Warcraft and go get one. While you’re out picking up chicks, you should also invest in a Wii and Wii Fit. Here is the reason why…

Got it?

Things To Do With A Dot Matrix Printer

I haven’t seen one of these since my L Dizzle days. Ed knows what I’m talking about. In fact, I’m pretty certain that we’ll see an iPhone Video from him during his next shift. Besides making good doorstops or cheap entertainment when chucked off buildings, I have to admit, I’ve never thought of this. Looks like these office dwellers found a dot matrix in the company basement and set it up for some inter-printer fornication…

Well whaddya know. Dot Matrix FTW when it comes to inappropriate office behavior. Take that laser printer!

I Must Have Guitar Hero World Tour!

OMG! Look at the drums! Cymbals! A somewhat functional kick drum! I must have!

The problem is, how the hell am I going to get rid of the broken ass RockBand kit?