Noodle Eating Scooter Guy Gets One Upped!

Like most of you, I was pretty impressed with Noodle Eating Scooter Guy’s Scooter driving “Kung Fu”. However, I wasn’t prepared for the “Ninja Skillz” of this guy…

In North America, most people can’t even drive and text at the same time. Just in case you didn’t pick that up, this guy is actually lying down, on his bike and texting at the same time on what looks like a major highway full of cars. No hands on the bars. Fully reclined. I must add that to my list of skillz to learn if I want to go out in a blaze of glory.

Thanks to The Scooter Scoop for the laugh.

Dot Com Pho On The Go

I totally have to learn how to do this…

I think buddy is trying to tell the people to piss off because he’s trying to have his lunch

It would be a bit hard with the Vietnamese Coffee though. I’d have to wait for it to drip before I could pour it and then drink it. Then there is the issue of the sloshing, not to mention that Scooter would end up getting awfully dirty covered in tripe and rare flank steak.

Pole Dancers In The Wild…

There are great pole dancers and then there are bad pole dancers. But when it comes down to it, the best stuff is “Au Naturel”. Check out this dancer who gets down with the “bearest” of necessities…

Another Chinese Propaganda Video…

With the upcoming Olympics in Beijing this August 2008, or 08/08/08 for all you lucky Chinese out there, China has sent a series of viral videos to YouTube to discredit the athletic ability of the visiting countries. This latest video that was shot somewhere in the United States is targeted directly at the US Gymnastic Team…

Gold Medal pwnage right there….

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Can You Figure Out Who The Star Is?

There’s a reason why Tommy Lee got Pamela…

I betcha anything, he’s doing the lead singer. The rest of the band doesn’t have a chance