China’s Answer to Megan Fox and Those Robots

So how does China copy the Transformers? First off, you don’t employ a smokin’ hot lead actress. Second, you make everyone kind of regular looking (or slightly effeminate). Third, you make those robots do Kung Fu and fourth… you spend 1/10th the budget to produce it!

Coming out on August 13th, “Kung Fu Cyborg” lacks the massive “WTF sometimes” spectacle that is a signature of Michael Bay movies. Instead, it replaces it with a story (how novel!), human relationships, romance and comedy with a clearly SciFi twist. So basically Transformers with no Megan Fox, fewer somewhat pointless robot battles and people trying hard to act out a real story instead of a random sequence of events that Michael Bay thought looked cool strung together.

I’m sure we’ll be seeing this one at a Chinese Night Market near you. The badly dubbed English sub titles (or voiceovers) will be worth the entertainment value alone.

The Secret to Transformers 2′s Success – Megan Fox

Megan Fox is so hot that she can’t possibly be real. That’s why it was no surprise when I found out that Megan Fox really wasn’t real. That’s right! According to the people responsible for the special effects, Megan Fox is actually a very special effect combining CGI, animatronics and other state of the art technologies. Yes, even more special than huge robots that turn into vehicles. Just watch!

So there you have it! The illusion is shattered. I mean, seriously now. How could a woman be that hot and be real at the same time? Ahh the magic of special effects! Maybe in Transformers 3, we’ll finally be able to see those robots do some cool things too!