American Gladiators - So Extreme You’ll Pass Out!

In order to recreate the American Gladiators for a new generation, they couldn’t just invite all the old Gladiators (all pushing 50 probably) and just have a do over. They had to figure out a way to reinvent it. The events are longer and harder and that means the Gladiators are bigger and meaner. They’ve also enlisted the help of the Hulkster himself to host the show and pump up the competitors. All of these changes left one potential competitor a little short of breath…

I don’t think she made it to the TV Show round. I mean, it’s kind of hard to take you seriously as a competitor when you pass out during the non-physical interview.

Things To Do With A Dot Matrix Printer

I haven’t seen one of these since my L Dizzle days. Ed knows what I’m talking about. In fact, I’m pretty certain that we’ll see an iPhone Video from him during his next shift. Besides making good doorstops or cheap entertainment when chucked off buildings, I have to admit, I’ve never thought of this. Looks like these office dwellers found a dot matrix in the company basement and set it up for some inter-printer fornication…

Well whaddya know. Dot Matrix FTW when it comes to inappropriate office behavior. Take that laser printer!

Another EPIC Directorial Return for Stephen Fung!

With John Chow still missing in action in the middle of China, the Dot Com Pho Crew has been able to step up to the plate and produce some quality Dot Com Pho Episodes. Last week’s episode was the first time, besides the pilot episode, where I took the directorial reigns. This week I return once more, topping myself again with one of the most EPIC Dot Com Pho Episodes to date!

This week, we feature a sneak peek at a secret MacBook Air Killer given to us by someone known as “Steve” that Greg Morgan and Gary Ng are drooling over. Ed lau discusses the SUMO Grand Championships and his quest to become Yoko Zuna. Leo Chiang gets another speaking part which he will have to add to IMDB because he doesn’t get to talk at all on set. Michael Kwan also returns this week, fresh from spooning US Customs Officials for his NEXUS card. We also feature Danny Chang getting kicked in the junk. On with the show!

Don’t forget to join us at Dot Com Taiwan Beef Noodle next week as the Dot Com Pho Crew reunites with John Chow in Taipei for COMPUTEX! If you have any ideas for our next show, please let me know. Stupidity is not an easy thing to cultivate.