The Most Advanced Womens Underwear in the World

No girlfriend, it is not from that Victoria Secret store. Leave it to the Japanese and the land of Machine Girl and Fart Monsters to come up with the most advanced designs in womens underwear. I guess all that experience with upskirt cams, hentai, and the most advanced technology in the world has paid off for some perverted Japanese business man afterall.

This corset features a solar panel that produces enough power to charge your phone or iPod on a sunny day. On rainy days, the manufacturer says to keep this high-tech underwear in the closet as it may become an electrical shock hazard. The corset also features bust implants that can be filled with water to increase perkiness. I’m sure in bouts of severe dehydration, you can drink the water while calling for help as your phone would always be fully charged.

What will the Japanese think of next!

This is Why You Should Buy Wii Fit

Got a girlfriend? I know some of you do. Maybe you should get off World of Warcraft and go get one. While you’re out picking up chicks, you should also invest in a Wii and Wii Fit. Here is the reason why…

Got it?

The Most Disturbing Mortal Kombat Finishing Move Ever

Mortal Kombat has been known to have some of the most gruesome and most violent fiinishing moves of all time, spawning a whole slew of copy cats. It also made Futurelooks Top Ten Fighting Games of All Time and continues to be one of the most played old school fighters next to Street Fighter.

If you thought the blood and guts and gratuitous dismemberments were disturbing, think again. I managed to dig up one of the strangest and most disturbing finishing moves from Mortal Kombat, and that description doesn’t quite do it justice. It just totally creeps me out…

I knew creepy announcer dude was creepy for a reason. Man, I’ll never look at Sub Zero and Liu Kang the same way ever again!